I must have gone to the wrong school...

I don't know what scares me more. The fact that someone would actually publish this kind of blather in an advertisement to bring customers to their chiropractic clinic, or the fact that this guy may actually believe that what he prints is true...

I have managed to hang on to three ads from one of our local "newspapers" for this guy.

These are from the first one I saw...

"One hundred percent of the diseased organs can be traced back to a misaligned and deteriorated area of the spine."

He actually cites a clinician, however the only thing I could track down suggests that this clinician was in practice in the 1920's. And the only other websites I could find that referenced the same clinician were more hokey chiropractor-type websites.

Wait, it gets even better...

"Your brain runs your whole body and communicates it [sic] 'wellness messages' through the nerve system. If stress interrupts or 'traps' nerve supply, your body will experience some kind of shutdown."

Next...

"A careful evaluation of your spine could reveal the exact coordinates of where nreve supply may be 'trapped' or interrupted due to stress or trauma."

But the best so far was the latest one (7-26-2007)...

"Chemistry doesn't control your body - intelligence does. Your innate (inborn) intelligence creates all the chemistry and keeps it in balance."

"By removing the nerve interference, the intelligence of your body is allowed to automatically re-balance body chemistry and to generate extraordinary healing capabilities."

Dude, stay away from the medicinal marijuana...

Had to capture this thought...

You can never know what your limitations are, unless you are consistently striving to go beyond them.